How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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