i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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