so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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