the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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