I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I need water and some morals
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