I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize
