OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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