it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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