WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
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