worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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