I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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