So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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