How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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