I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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