No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
