I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Small penises have feelings too.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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