I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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