Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Let's paint friendship bongs
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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