remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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