you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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