if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
