quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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