She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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