I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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