White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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