Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Randomize
