My brain says no but my pants say off.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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