i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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