This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
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