Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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