Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I'm bleeding and have questions
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
