I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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