there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
