I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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