im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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