smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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