So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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