It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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