Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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