i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
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My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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