She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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