Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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