If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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