Dual....:-)
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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