He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize