Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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