i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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