Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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