So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Less talking, more tequila
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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