We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Randomize
