also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Randomize
