did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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