Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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