there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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