i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Randomize
