instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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